Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    Gets back from a client call, pulls up irc ....

    [9/21 12:19] <Peace-Work> :)
    [9/21 12:19] <Peace-Work> need my subwoofer back on this computer if I am gonna listen to that station
    [9/21 12:19] <Peace-Work> runnin through monitor speakers... kinda weak
    [9/21 12:24] <Lacan> wylwrk, only any of us who arent office bitches
    [9/21 12:24] <Lacan> :)
    [9/21 12:25] <Lacan> im betting you dont use a hammer alot though.
    [9/21 12:25] <Lacan> bitch.
    [9/21 12:25] <Lacan> :D
    [9/21 12:25] <Jill_Stihl> Would it be just too cheesey to have a dexxer tamer in gold armour prancing around with two golden dragons? The temptation is pulling me into it.
    [9/21 12:25] <Lacan> gold drags suck tho
    [9/21 12:25] <Jill_Stihl> Yeah but it's fucking GOLD!!!
    [9/21 12:25] <Jill_Stihl> Yeah I know the stats aren't great:)
    [9/21 12:25] <Lacan> hey i hear ya
    [9/21 12:26] <Lacan> i tried to do white with albinos
    [9/21 12:26] <Lacan> but try gettin your hands on those damn sandals
    [9/21 12:26] <Lacan> i got 3rd teal and fluffies
    [9/21 12:26] <[SOF]wylwrk> No Lacan, I broke the hammer with my hand.
    [9/21 12:26] <Jill_Stihl> Nice
    [9/21 12:26] <[SOF]wylwrk> Then I realized I didn't need a hammer. I just fist them in.
    [9/21 12:26] <Lacan> i bet you do alot of fisting
    [9/21 12:26] <[SOF]wylwrk> Then I was like... ha ha.. hands? No... I fused the wood together at the molecular level with my frickin' mind!
    [9/21 12:27] <[SOF]wylwrk> ask your mom... might not recognizer next time you see her though. I shaved her back.
    [9/21 12:27] <Jill_Stihl> 18:32:12[SOF]wylwrk I just fist
    [9/21 12:27] <Peace-Work> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
    [9/21 12:27] <Lacan> did she purr like a kitten
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  2. CaptainMorgan

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    aka "How Captain Met His Wench"
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  3. Zyler

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    [19:42] <STAVROGIN> i kiss all of u
    [19:43] * Hydrox (~Hydrox@8B164DAC:EB44A5EA:50035DC6:IP) has joined #Renaissance
    [19:45] <TrojanCow> thanks for the Herpes
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    The gift that keeps on giving
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    [18:51:02] <Gavyn_Lughna> So.... a drunken band of murderers and bandits, got it...
    [18:51:12] <scuba> Yes
    [18:51:18] <scuba> actually thats accurate Gavyn
    [18:51:21] <Keystone> exactly
    [18:52:19] <Gavyn_Lughna> Got it

    people describing SOF & CPU
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    Where do I sign up?
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    bartsof.JPG
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  10. Chris

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    [10/19 22:08] <@UOR> Bounty | hippo hast brought the minor criminal Scoobs to justice! Lord British has rewarded them with a paltry bounty of 1gp |
    [10/19 22:09] <hippo> if you dont want the hippo, dont come scoobadiving in my pond
    [10/19 22:10] <PaxRomain> wow
    [10/19 22:11] <Ahirman> lol
    [10/19 22:12] <scuba> lmao
    [10/19 22:12] <scuba> good shit
    [10/19 22:12] <scuba> adding it to my signature
    [10/19 22:15] <Baler> lmfao
    [10/19 22:15] <Baler> good for you hippo
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    [23:19:39] <FattyMike> anyone know who bahama mama's main is?
    [23:19:48] [SOF]Crunkjuice has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
    [23:20:17] <Althorn> Fattymike why you looking for em?
    [23:21:05] <BlackEye> because he will soon find himself be in the thieves thread
  12. Zyler

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    [22:35] <Koldfeinghur> i love getting stuck in bushes ô¿ô
    [22:35] <~Telamon> Stop trying to peek in random peoples houses perv =)
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  14. Zyler

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    [21:42] <Waldrick> Okay okay that song Hydrogen - Moon from the Hotline Miami soundtrack is the greatest thing I've ever heard please tell me someone has heard this
    01[21:47] <Zyler> I have Waldrick
    [21:49] <Waldrick> :D
    [21:49] <Waldrick> I know I have a box of glowsticks somewhere
    [21:49] <Vincent> 1999?
    [21:51] <hippo> were you even born then waldrick?
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  15. Baler

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    [01:33] <Quick> people try to brush their years of drama on me
  16. Zyler

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    [20:46] <WarrenBuffet> is there a special way you catch fish that have a weight?
    [20:48] <Cynic> You have to become one with the sea.
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  18. Zyler

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    [15:17] <Goblinchild> So I see Christmas is no longer on the reward list, does that mean something?
    [15:18] <Hoominaga> Santa is working
  19. Baler

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    [15:34] <ShadowJack> nah I just know the people trying to run the world

    Wanted to save this for the record on how delusional this guy is.
  20. JohnShade

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    I either never said that, or you are lacking context.



    Chode.

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