High on meth, with a terrible case of scurvy, two sex crazed drug addicts came across a meandering fluffy, jr. Driffle Drop, one was called said to his friend, Mrs. Buttersworth, "BLAHHH AHHHH IM A SEX CRAZED ADDICT AND I NEED METH BLAHHHHH EDRESAASDEEW meow" Mrs. Buttersworth scuffed at Driffle and said, " BLEH! IM SEZ CRAZED AND I NEEDLE UP THE FOOT AND I GOT SCURRRVYYY BIRDYY" After an adventure which eventually ended with the demise of young fluffy, jr. Mrs. Buttersworth and his meth & sex deranged partner, Driffle Drop separated. Driffle said, " I separate for now." Mrs. Buttersworth said, "Okay." Mrs. Buttersworth went running in the opposite direction. Not thirty second later she came across a nice, fully stocked villa. To her surprise, one of the doors was unlocked!!!! "I hope there's sex and meth in there!!" she thought to herself. She invited Driffle to come trash the place looking for sex and meth. Shortly thereafter, Driffle Drop arrived, drunk as a funkin skunk dressed in turtle trunks. They both rushed inside with tenacity and viciousness looking for their next addictive fix. They busted through the doors so quickly that Driffle, as clumsy as he was, broke the nice aquarium of the unknown homeowner. The one man, one woman addicts rummaged through all of the homeowners stuff and found large quantities of reagants, which they both figured could be used with a morter and pestil to create METH. They decided once high enough they could get on their boat with random wenches and get as Driffle described "FUNNNKKKAYYYY" They ran upstairs and got some much needed fresh air after ransacking the place and trashing all kinds of ingots, weapons, and useless magic armor with the name "fortification" to it. Driffle ran downstairs for a while and Mrs. Buttersworth went on her normal pirate rant, "YARRRRRR," she screamed at the top of her lungs. They both were weary from looking for meth and sex and decided to trash everything they could get their hands on and leave the place but before they left they noticed the sign of the house said "like new" as if the owner had recently been there and mistakenly left the front door unlocked. Then out of no where, the owner appeared!!!! Briebella her name was. Already in a foul mood from doing poorly on a school test earlier in the day, she found her house ransacked by sex crazed drug addicts. She banned Driffle Drop from her house and Mrs. Buttersworth magically disappeared. She was shocked, saddened, and devastated at her massive loss. Trying to speak with Brie, THEY SAID, ...nothing, Driffle made one small noise and vanished from her place without a trace. They both had vanished to their party boat. They gathered a whorish wench by the name of Elliot, a devilish young vixen, yet a stone cold fox in her own right (might of been a transvestite- not judging of course). They were celebrating after they collecting some meth and now had their much needed SEX. "YARRRR OHHHH YAHH DRIFFLE AND BUTTERSWORTH SAID...ALLL NIGHT WE PARTAYYY TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!" This is the end of these lunatics for now.....CONSIDER YOUR WAYS
