Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Horse's Easter Eggstravaganza!!! Abramelin in his aimless wanderings has managed to pick up a lot of eggs (and has been eaten by Fluffy more times than he cares to admit). He now has bags full of eggs at home and Horse is getting a bit fed up of stepping on the things. For those of you after Pegasus trophies and Fluffy statuettes, we have 600 eggs, including a fair number of golden ones. All of them can be yours for a mere 1.2 million or you can buy 100 eggs at a time Thanks for looking, Azoth
While assembling my lovely stone table last night I had Horse over for some drinks and company. Well, after a few drinks he started getting in my way! I told him to back up and sure enough Horse's big ass toppled over a beautiful, and very expensive, vase in my Keep. Let's just say no one was riding him then. Don't blame the rider, blame those long and stiff legs! Horse has still yet to make up for it and he didn't even pay for the booze. I had one drink, not by choice, but because he drank it all. No pun intended but I thought Horse could drink me under the table. He surely can't! He stumbled out my front door and I think was still passed out in my grass a few hours later. *Looks out the front door to see if the steed is still on his side* Nope, he's gone. I hope he made it home safe last night. Horse doesn't know how to recall. Even if he did, I think the words would come out like Kol Art Pourrrrr
Thank you, @Mad Hatcher for buying the remaining 500 eggs! You know what I bought with the proceeds Here's a link to the Trammel Library thread: http://uorforum.com/threads/news-fl...-the-librarian-offers-you-thanks.15673/page-2
Taliic just says he toppled it over, not that it broke. Horse insists on seeing the fragments! There were a lot of cushions and pillows around at the time. Horse says he could easily have drunk Taliic under the table, but the tables were too low for one of his noble equine stature!!!