Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Division Audits Benedict Arnold of Stormhold

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  1. Curly Sue

    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    It is our pleasure to report that Benedict Arnold, Citizen of Stormhold was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death.

    He was seen not paying his taxes on Occlo Island and sentencing was immediately carried out upon the beach. We must say he had a good view before moving into the lands beyond.

    Citizens of Stormhold are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Stormhold. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of Stormhold Citizens in the same manor.

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    Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid.

    I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.
    Curly Sue, Mar 19, 2015
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  2. Jupiter

    Jupiter Well-Known Member

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    Meanwhile in a tavern in Vesper:

    "You say a gang led by a girl named who is taxing without authority? "

    "They call him Sue m'lord"

    "He's a she now? What do you mean how could a man who was once a woman be committing such crimes? "

    "No m'lord he never changed to a she. He's always been a he, least as far as anyone's heard. "

    "Well what business has the king's guard got to do with this nonsense. Send those knights of Sosaria to do our work. I have bees wax to watch! "
    Jupiter, Mar 19, 2015
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  3. Lightshade

    Lightshade Well-Known Member
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    Some members of the Knights of Sosaria have encountered this gang, but I have yet to lay eyes on them personally.

    If I ever find Curly Sue, I'll be sure to lop of his/her/wtf?/'s head immediately, but perhaps i'm using an inaccurate likeness of the villain whilst conducting my search....

    This is what my sources say the villain looks like:

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    Lightshade, Mar 20, 2015
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  4. Bogugh

    Bogugh Well-Known Member

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    That's probably why he became a murderer.

    Bogugh, Mar 20, 2015
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  5. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    I'm a fan of the afro'd and befuddled looking Phil Spector avatar myself lol. Cracks me up every time I see it.
    PaddyOBrien, Mar 20, 2015
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