It is our pleasure to announce that the KOS siege party circling the "Robber's Roost" keep has been laid to waste. KoS forces (Sekhmet and Moo) now lie vanquished upon our lands, eager to feed the lawn so that RRG shall flourish. We shall continue to man our outpost against the deadbeat tax evaders. Your feeble attempts to rebel will only fuel Hussy Bears vindication for the revenge of his slain uncle Tyrone. Curly Sue awaits your offer with glorious locks of golden curly hair...
When I complete my pillgrimage to the Holy Land at the end of this month and return home to the Lands of Sosaria, I will be visiting this Rambunctious Recreant's Gaggle personally. Until then, I urge all citizens of Sosaria to stand up to the villainry of these imposters whilst I am away.
