OOOOOOOOOOH SNAPPPPPP! YA BOY EARSNOT'S BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FRESHEST DROP AND COP FOR YOU! YES YOU - NEW PLAYER! ON THE BEAUTIFUL ISLAND OF MOONGLOW, I PRESENT TO YOU: YO NEW, FINE ASS HOME! FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT LUXURY ACCOMMODATION. YA BOYS GOTCHA! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT 'GLOW, WE GOT GUARD LINES, WE GOT SPAWN FREE LIVIN' HOMIES! SEE THAT FINE ASS ROOF IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PICTURE? THATS YO FINE ASS ROOF YO! SAY YOU RECALL BACK TO YO SPOT AND THERE'S ONE OF THEM MEAN ASS SOF/SOL HOMIES WANTING TO CRACK OFF A SLICE OF YO HARD EARNED, NUH UHHHH PLAYA, YOU JUST JET 10 TILES BACK AND START SCREAMING FOR GUARD ASSISTANCE AND POW POW KAPOW! HOW THEY LIKE YOU NOW? (THEY PROBABLY DON'T LIKE YOU FYI, YOU JUST KILLED THEM AND THEIR PETS) PLAYA: EARSNOT, THIS PLACE IS DIGGITY DIGGITY DOPE, CAN I SEE A SHOT OF IT ON THE MAP? OF COURSE YOU CAN MY GUY!!! PLAYA: BUT EARSNOT, WHY THIS SPOT SUCH A GOOD DEAL? YOU COULD SELL IT FOR MORE? MY GUY, I HEAR YOU, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN, THIS IS A PRIMO SPOT, I COULD MAKE SOME NICE COIN ON IT "FUR SUR" BUT IT AINT ALL ABOUT THAT CHEDDAR CHEDDAR CHEESE MY G'S, IT'S COOL TO HOOK A BROTHA UP IF YOU CAN. DON'T GET IT TWISTED THOUGH, JUST BECAUSE ITS GOT A LOW SB (LESS THAN DEED) DOESN'T MEAN YOU WONT GET SWAMPED BY SOMEONE PACKIN' MORE FINANCIAL HEAT THEN YOU...LIFE IS A CRUEL MOFO SOMETIMES, YA FEEL? LETS KICK THIS OFF THEN. SB:40K BI: NO HERBERY, IF YOU BUSTING IT UP 1GP AT A TIME I'MA X YOU OUT MY GUY, PLAY IT COOL BO: NO BO, MAN USES AXE BODY SPRAY. AUCTION ENDS WHEN THE BIDDING SLOWS DOWN AND EVERYONES HAD A POP AND A CHANCE AT A RE POP. NOT ABOUT THIS CLOCK WATCHING LIFE.
