I want a dope A$$ Mare.

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    The type of mare that you'll lore and be all "oh snap homie"....

    The type of mare that I'll get off and just seeing him in all his glory will get you all "Daaaaaang look at this dope A$$ mare" before you even lored him....

    The type of mare you'll accuse me of using steroids on because my guy lookin' beefy as a mofo...

    I'm lookin' to drop some coin, about 100k
    , I'm just fuckin' with y'all, I'll drop a mil or two if the right thing shows up, or maybe 2 mares that aren't as dope, but are still pretty dope, like when I get off em you'll be all "Tight mare 'Snot" and I'll be all, "My guy, I know right?"....and it will create a mutual respect between the two of us because real recognise real, and next time we see each other y'all be all "Sup" and I'll be all "Sup" back, and then I'll bail from the spot because I see you there already and I'm not a buster like that and you'll lean over to your homie and be like "Thats my guy Earsnot, no big deal, we cool"

    Y'all feel me?

    PM me, HMU in here, come find me on those streeeeeeets.

    Get it, Get it!

    Also, don't try and herb me on the price, I'll come correct with the coin if the respect is there, I know which way is up my guy.

    I can't believe you thought I wanted a dope mare for 100k though, for a second I know you did, y'all skim read and though ya boy 'Snot was a sucka.....

  2. Hollywood

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    Give this man a town. Love it!
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    I think this mare's going to need spinners and some UV.
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    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    Ain't got time ta read all dat.
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  6. Valrick

    Valrick Well-Known Member
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    This mare:

    Must Fight!
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    Be fashionable!
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    Know his/her way around sponsorship!
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    GIVE THE MAN WHATHE DESERFS!
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  7. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    If Mares had neon UV you're sure as sheeeeeeiiiiit I'd be on that!! Spinning hooves, not so much homegirl. Unless they also hold nunchucks. If so, bout it bout it.
  8. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Still Lookin'
    Still Holdin' stacks.
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    I have a few I'll hook you up tonight
  10. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Most dope my guy! PM'ing

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