GOLA TIKI! FOR I AM LEMON GONG AND ALL SHALL BOW TO ME. LEMON GONG IS IN SEARCH OF OTHER GONGS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOST DURING TRANSPORTATION TO BRITANNIA. MOST GONGS CANNOT SPEAK WELL: THEY YELL AT ALL TIMES. MOST ARE CRAZY NUTJOB BARBARIANS. I HOWEVER AM LEMON GONG THEIR GOD AND CAN DO ANYTHING! I HAVE CREATED THE TWO NIXONS TO FIND AND LOCATE ALL GONGS AND BRING THEM TO ME! IF YOU ARE A LOST GONG FIND THE NIXONS AND I SHALL BE LENIENT! FOR GONG! more to come...
