I want to buy some horse dung piles. And a bridle. I wanna set up a mare stall deco feature on my rooftop. Also, i want "gargoyles foe" macing weaponry.
I guess its because you can eat food but it never seems to go anywhere, I imagine w all have seriously brown underwear by now. Thats probably why its so massive, instead of just a G-String.
The fact of the matter remains as such: if Chris wrote in a script that made our horses and mares poop randomly it would be awesome and you'd be running into piles of manure at the banks and dungeons because dang, these guys just can't stop defecating. But, until that day comes Please sell me some poop to play with, alone in my basement.
The manure will continue to pile up (like so many bodies in last week's 'Game of Thrones' skirmish scene) until I get horse dung. Someone, stop this madness and feed me the poop already. You will be immortalized as a hero and emotionally for you it'll be like Fox Mulder reuniting with his sister who got abducted by aliens that one time, spoiler alert lmao it was the govt and the smoking man playin games. Damn.
You know what? I've learned a lesson here. If you really want something, you have to get out there and get the $#!+ for yourself. Poop request retracted.
