Bridged Keep/L tower + L Patio Compound - FO SALE!

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    YO YO YO!

    IT'S YA BOY 'SNOTDOG AND TODAY IS A SAD DAY.

    I'M SELLING MY FIRST SUPER DOPE HOME.

    I HAD HOMES BEFORE, BUT THIS SPOT WAS SPECIAL AS A MOFO.

    KEEP WITH A
    SECURE CY, BRIDGED TO A L TOWER WITH A L PATIO BEHIND IT JUST SOUTH OF TRINSIC MOONGATE.

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    THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE THAT PINK CIRCLE = KEEP, L TOWER AND PATIO.

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    HOW DO I KNOW THE CY IS SECURE? WELL I KNOW THE DUDE WHO PLACED IT, HE'S LEGIT, AND THE PREVIOUS OWNER TO ME NO LONGER PLAYS ANY MORE :(

    THAT GREEN BAG RGHT THERE ON THE DOORSTEP? 50K+ OF EACH REG, JUST LOCKED DOWN IN THERE. THAT GREEN BAG ON THE DOOR? ALSO HAD ABOUT 50K+ REGS IN IT AS WELL AS A FEW HUNDRED H COIN AND ABOUT 30 OR SO PLAT MOST THE TIME.

    AND LET'S BE HONEST, Y'ALL THINK THAT IF A RUNE TO MY KEEPS CY WAS OUT THERE I WOULDN'T OF BEEN JACKED ALREADY? MOFOS BE CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET INTO 'SNOTDOGS SECURE AREAS.

    REGARDLESS, I'M SO CONFIDENT THAT MY CY IS SECURE I'LL PAY ANYONE WHO GETS A SCREENSHOT OF THEM ALIVE INSIDE OF IT IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS A COOL MILLION.

    SO IF A KEEPS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU OR YOU WANT TO LIVE NEXT TO YOUR HOMIE BUT HE AIN'T FLOSSIN LIKE YOU ARE....

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    FOLLOW ME HOMIE.......

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    YOU GET A TOWER TOO! STICK YO BROKE ASS HOMIE IN THE SIDE SPOT!

    MY HOMIE LIVES IN HERE RIGHT NOW, HE'S
    NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE. HE'S NOT BROKE.

    OK, OK I HEAR YOU, YOU NEED A PLACE FOR ALL YOUR CUB!

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    HOMIES HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN???? I GOT YOU FAM!!!!!!

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    CUB NOT INCLUDED. I MEAN IT CAN BE, IF YOU WANT TO PAY ME FOR IT.....I'VE GOT TO MOVE IT ALL.....I DON'T WANT TO MOVE THIS MANY POUCHES....I GOT A BACK ROOM FULL OF POUCHES STACKED TO THE CELING TOO....

    OK HOMIES

    LET'S GET TO THE NITTY GRITTY
    I WILL NOT SPLIT THESE HOUSES UP.
    THIS IS A TRIO.
    I AM NOT INTERESTED IN PRIVATE DEALS.
    I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TRADES.
    I AM INTERESTED IN CATCHING YO MOM'S DIGITS.

    ALSO YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A FEW DAYS TO KICK MY HOMIE OUT AND TO CLEAR THIS FUCKING PATIO.....


    I WILL HAND OVER ALL RUNES I HAVE TO THE CY, A SECURE CY IS A GENUINE LUXURY AND A LUXURY I WANT YOU TO ENJOY AS PART OF THIS DEAL.




    NOW......MY G'S....THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

    SB: 10 MIL (CRAZY CHEAP SB RIGHT? DANG!)
    BI: DON'T BE A DICK
    BO:
    17 MIL




    GOLD @ GOLD
    PLAT @ 6.5K PER
    (MAXIMUM 5 MIL VALUE IN PLAT 769 PLAT)

    AUCTION ENDS WHEN Y'ALL CALM THE F DOWN FOR 24 HOURS OR THE BO IS MET

    GET IT! GET IT!
    RavenMagi, Nusir, Rydian01 and 5 others like this.
  2. Ben S.

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  3. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Get it! Get it!
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  4. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    It's been 12 hours and no ones taken the cool million for getting into my CY!
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  5. Nusir

    Nusir Well-Known Member
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    The patio, can anything larger fit in that space?
  6. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    You can get a large marble in the spot or a brick, L tower placement is blocked by the trees.
  7. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Final bump before I forget to bump it again and it sells for 10 mil!

    Still no claims for the million gold prize for getting into my CY. More of y'all should put your money where your mouth is when your claiming a secure CY!
  8. Phillip

    Phillip Well-Known Member

    hate i missed this auction. i might have called BO
  9. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Better luck next time bud!
  10. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Stoked it's going to a nice dude.
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