WTS: ✨Blessed Crystal Deer Mask✨ – More Desirable Than 20 Virgins!

Starting Bid: 1 million gold
Bid Increments: 250k​

Ends: 48 hours after last bid​

Blessed Status: Yes, traveler! You will not lose this upon death – even if your ghost is crying and naked in a dungeon.


Behold!
Never… and I mean NEVER… has Sosaria laid eyes on such a magnificent helm of deer-inspired glory. Woven from the finest enchanted crystal and lined – nay, lovingly caressed – with the silken hair of a thousand deer scrotums (many gave their all for this), this mask is not just a fashion statement… it’s a soul-binding experience.

Wander the lands with this sacred relic upon your brow and the very peasants shall weep tears of envy. The beasts of the forest will bow before you. Even Lord Ragnar himself may whisper… “who is that mysterious stag of glory?”

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• Tailored by blind monks on the highest peak of Serpent’s Spine, each stitch kissed with valor.
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• Forged in the fires of a forgotten volcano, tended only by naked druids chanting praises to the Huntress of the Moon.
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• Blessed under the blood moon, when the veil between worlds was thinnest, to imbue it with powers so rare they are spoken of only in drunken tavern songs.
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• Cured with sacred oils harvested from the last grove of golden willows, ensuring eternal softness against even the most rugged Sosarian chin.
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Bid now, or forever dwell in the mediocrity of common headgear.
Don’t let your head remain nude another day. Put on the Crystal Deer Mask and ascend.


“For the stag who wears this, the rut never ends.” – Ancient Sosarian proverb​

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