WANTED: Short Stories of Adventure and Hijinks for Broadcast on SNN

SNN is seeking out your tales of adventure, mayhem and hijinks for its new segment "Tales from The Salty Dog"

PM them to me or post here

Thank you

@Caramon II should do a poetry style reading of Shadowjack's UOR resume, that segment would kill in the ratings.

Ok im gonna give this a whirl, should i use memes?

Text only, cant broadcast memes through the comm crystal system

I know bro, was sorta an inside joke to the old wizard of Camelot here.
A total failure though being he didn't respond with something bold like a yawn or a burp, I needed a good LoL and he didn't deliver

I haven't been online much today to see whether you have already broadcasted about it, but how about a short blurb about the death of the mystic harrower, and the graveyards being overrun with undead terrors.

Blurbs are good. Blurb away ;p

UPDATED and broadcasting this morning

I am watching the news while farming some golems!

What the hell is this?

looks like a knockoff of diablo with those grids i have no idea ;P

Those are mods for no trees and the squares is a mod for impassible tiles.

E=mc do huh? No i get it. just dont like it so i had to make something up that was dry and funny to amuse myself.
Otherwise id say something smartass like.

cheers